What NOT to Wear (Even When You Really Really REALLY Want To)

So... I know I joke around a lot about 'never getting out of the house...' but in all honesty, it would seem this summer I've managed to chew thru the straps and dig under the fence pretty regularly!

Ahem.

So, this was our big weekend event this Saturday... Mike's SURPRISE 30th birthday party, planned by none other than the queen of all things domestic and organizational (not to mention one of the most fabulous women I know), miss Kari (last name intentionally with held to protect the innocent... or guilty, whatever...).

The THEME of this amazing bash was "T-shirts you can't wear in public." It was SO fun to pick out our shirts (I got mine at BustedTees and Tyson got his from T-Shirt Hell )... ALMOST as fun as it was to see Mike SO.COMPLETELY.SUPRISED when he came home to his living room FULL of friends that seemed to be more like family ( I can't believe I left my camera outside for the best part!). I've never seen a surprise pulled off so well, I thought he was going to pass out!

Anyway. Tyson and I thought THESE shirts were HILARIOUS comic relief for the pressures of marriage and family life that we face every day...



HarHarHar, we crack ourselves up. Anyways... most of the pictures speak for themselves... and yes, it was every bit as fun as it looks.



Oh, I should mention... THIS is Mike, and Kari:



And THESE are all the hot Moms that live in the neighborhood...




Here is a sample of a few of the funny shirts people were wearing (I didn't get all of them... I kept getting... er... distracted...):







This is Kari, gettin her groove on with that one dude who looked just like Nate Berkus





THIS is Tyson, a few deep...




I love how they are looking at each other in this shot...





Aaaand, THIS is me and the girls, a few deep...





Tyson and Crissy in a bar fight... Oh, wait, that's right... I didn't even MAKE it to the bars...


Yah. So... did I mention we had a good time?

Oh. And now, I'm actually pretty attached to my shirt. I think I might rebel and wear it in public anyway. Watch your step, sweetie... or the whole town might know you're in the dog house! ;)



xo