Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Gobble, Gobble.

My Mom sent this to me this morning... not sure what she is trying to say, but I laughed a little anyways.


Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

xo

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A man in New York City calls his son in Phoenix the day before Thanksgiving and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop! What are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father replied. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick about talking about this so YOU call your sister in Chicago and YOU can tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this!!"

She calls New York immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Do NOT do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a single thing, do you hear me!?!" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "It's all set," he says, "the kids are coming for Thanksgiving ... and they're paying their own way."

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2 comments:

Jillian said...

omg that is awesome! HAHAHAHA!

Beatrice Blount said...

i am not in any way noticing that you posted 10 freaking blogs in november and i think i had 2. that makes me sad for me.