Monday, March 17, 2008

To Hell in a Handbasket

So, as the title implies, I will definitely be adding this to the list of reasons I'm going straight to hell... but the blog was BEGGING me to post it...

I know the Mid West is notorious for their church going, Bible brandishing, God fearing WalMart shoppers (NOT to stereotype or anything, ha...), but it would appear that the retail giant has decided to expand its niche market and bring salvation all the way to the Central Coast (hallelujah!).

I'm SO glad they consider us all holy enough to be able to offer this fine clothing apparel to our offspring:

(Thanks for the FYI!)

(Hmmmm, I wonder what the zip code in heaven is? I have a few letters I'd like to send myself..)

This last one was my PERSONAL fav... because THATS not sac religious or anything, right?

I guess it just cracks me up the levels that marketing strategists and corporate America will stoop down to in order to scoop up the bottom dollar.


My kids wouldn't be caught dead in this. Not until CPS comes and they are placed in a different family, anyway.

Thanks for being my partner in crime, Stephanie. Its nice to know I'll be in good company down there.



Steph said...

haha no problem! you did forget that classy calendar though. I'm gonna go get me 2 of those, one for home and one for work:)

Monica said...

oh dear god...i mean...oh nevermind.

.heidi.noelle. said...

Haha! This was a great read :) I SO needed to laugh today!